Kaitlynn<3 i'm not who i seem i may be strong, but i am still affected even if i don't show it.
The only thing preventing me from smashing my alarm clock at 6am is the fact that it’s my cellphone.
awkward tampon story coming up
THREE DAYS?! Holy crap that’s so dangerous. Sorry if this is tmi, but if you’re not too shy to use tampons, you’re not too shy to put fingers in there to locate a lost tampon, and make sure you…
ignore unnecessary negativity. like “you’re too old to go in the inflatable bouncy castle”. don’t listen to things like that. don’t let them control your life. go into that inflatable castle. bounce around all you want. stare intently at the person who told you you couldn’t go in. while bouncing around. the whole time
things to say during sex
are you feeling it now mister krabs
shark bait ooh ha ha
lets win this for mother russia
whats your gamertag
getcha head in the game
PULL THE LEVER KRONK
tell someone to look and they’ll ignore you. but tell someone not to look and they’ll turn their head faster than it takes a straight white boy to ask for nudes during 21 questions
how to excite a large crowd of white people:
play don’t stop believin’ by journey